Pippa Middleton Fleeing To America After French Gun Debacle?

Oh you crazy kids filthy rich, aristocratic adults!
Pippa Middleton must be feeling the heat from the recent gun ‘prank’ on her English rose skin, as she is considering moving locals to NYC to get away from the European blaze!
One source close to the semi-royal family reveals: claimed the gun was a toy and that the bourgeois bunch were just having some ‘fun’ with the papz, but their story is highly suspicious considering Romain’s relationship with the small arms company.
Pippa has since remained shy of public appearances, and while she was allegedly planning to move to Paris this fall, the sister to England’s future queen has shifted her gaze westward.
Hmmm! Oh the games of the privileged...
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