China may not care for Kate Winslet's boobies, but boy do they LOVE Titanic 3D anyway!

The classic love story has beat Transformers: Dark Side Of The Moon to claim the record for the best opening gross of all time by earning $58 million in one weekend!

That's pret-ty impressive for a movie that the entire world already owns on VHS or DVD (don't try to lie. We know U have it too). Even more impressive is that the latest re-release has pushed the film's total lifetime gross past $2 billion!

That's A LOT of money. With the 3D version raking in $190.9 million worldwide so far this year, we wonder how many underwater expeditions it bought James Cameron.

Maybe he can leave the Titanic alone and go hunt down the Loch Ness Monster now! LOLz!