Color us impressed!

Joss Whedon’s The Avengers earned over $700 million dollars in less than two weeks!

Disney has officially rebounded from screwing the pooch earlier in the year with John Carter flopping harder than a team of European basketball players!

The super heroic masterpiece already pulled in $225 mil at home and more than twice as much overseas and it was only released TEN DAYS AGO!!

$700 million dollars is a TON of dough!

It could buy youpaintings!!

Avengers is almost certain to shatter the $1.1 billion combined lifetime grosses of The Incredible Hulk, Captain America, Thor, and both Iron Man films.

We have to wonder, why is this flick the franchise's most Marvelous success?

Our theory??Scarlett Johansson’s latex clad ass in 3-D!

[Image via Andres Otero/WENN.]