It's ok, they're family! It's a Jersey thing.

The scripted family dramz on last night's Real Housewives of New Jersey got finger-in-your-face fantastic fairly quickly...

Miss Teresa Giudice made a slanderous comment questioning the fidelity of her brother's wife, Melissa Gorga, and the sisters by marriage have NOT been the best of friends since!

Watch (above) as sh*t hits the gilded ivory fan when the two fiery females face off!

Ferocious! And isn't this like, only the third episode? What WILL happen next?!