What?! What is this?!

A client on Jennifer Love Fefferman's list who ISN'T interested in a happy ending from the actress during his rubdown?!

IMPOSSIBLE!

Until now, at least!

That's right, check out the latest from The Client List's collection of awkward Rub 'n Tug scenes, which features our heroine struggling to understand why a heterosexual male would rather relax and get an actual massage while listening to Wuthering Heights on audio book than, as she so eloquently puts it, take "the D train" (above)!

LOLz! Yes! Yes! Yes!

This week's episode was ALMOST as HIGHlarious as Lifetime's new logo!

We can't even BEGIN to imagine what kind of crazy shenanigans our gurl will get into next trying to sell sex to support her family!