AHHH!! Yes yes YES PLEASE! Pink, sparkly Union Jacks are lazering out of our eyeballs right now...

It seems some British television executives intend on compiling a ‘warts and all’ documentary about the Spice Girls, to be released debut in London’s West End!

BUT if Miss Pointy Face Poshy Becks herself Victoria Beckham does not concede to be intereviewed for the music doc, producers will scrap the whole project!!

Nooooo, but she only eats grapes and leaves and stuff! How can you rely on someone who is barely getting enough fuel to power their brain...

Don’t let your MILLIONS of fans down, Vicky... they got you EVERYTHING you have today!

[Image via Ramey Pix.]