OH MAH GOODNESS, we just placed our lips on a beacon of the sweetest True Blood ambrosia!!

We’ve been in an agonizing state over season four’s elusive ending... Tara’s been shot in the head, HOW can she survive?? Russell Edgington’s vampire corpse has been unearthed, and the Authority is sure to be fang-urious!

And will Sookie become more in tune with her fairy powers?

So many questions, barely any answers... until now!

If you care to sink your teeth into some Season Five plot points from its first three episodes, then bury your fangs deep, down below ...AFTER THE JUMP!

became such a raging bitc*. PERFECTION.

Can we time travel to June 10th, now??