Time to turn down the shades, light some candles, and grab a Real Housewife-sized glass of Pinot.

We're about to talk about True Blood's yummiest wolfie Joe Manganiello - and thongs.

The Magic Mike hottie plays a male stripper in the upcoming film (mmmm), which means, lucky for us, he had to get up close and personal with some banana hammocks.

Talking about getting used to wearing floss between dem juicy cheeks, Joe said: ready to check out Joe and other smokin' hot hunks, Charming Channing Tatum, Matthew McConaughey, and Alex Pettyfer in Magic Mike on June 29!

Time to get those dollah bill$$$!!

[Image via WENN.]